Is Education Rephorm Phever Hereditary?

There is growing evidence that rephorm phever may be genetic.

Reader: the rich are different from you and me. For starters they REALLY want to bring freshness and innovation to the public schools they didn’t attend—and they have the dough to realize their dream of a world in which every minority child will be taught by a young white teacher traverse the achievement gap with panache.

But it turns out that the species known as homo job creator-us may be handing down more than trust funds and horsemanship to their offspring. Like a Habsburg chin, a passion for education rephorm can also be passed from generation to generation.

EduShyster first became aware of said phenomenon last year when she encountered one of the phirst phamilies of rephorm: the Connecticut Sacklers. Père Jonathan, of the OxyContin Sacklers, sits on the boards of six different rephorm groups, including my personal phave: Students for Education Reform. Phortunately his daughter Madeline inherited the gene for rephorm; her “documentary,” The Lottery, chronicles the travails of four young African Americans competing to attend Eva Moskowitz’ Success Academy for Excellence, Innovation and Outstanding-ness in Harlem.

But the Sacklers are rephorm lightweights when compared to my new phave phamily. Readers: meet the Minneapolis Kramers. Father Joel is the former publisher of the Minneapolis Star Tribune and took home $8 million when the paper was sold to McClatchy. These days he presides over Minnpost.com and a brood of young rephormers. Son Matt is the president of Teach for America, in charge of TFA’s “overall performance, operations, and effectiveness.” Son Eli, another former TFAer, is the executive director of Hiawatha Academies, a mini charter empire in Minneapolis. Meanwhile, daughter-in-law Katie Barrett-Kramer is a former TFAer who now serves as director of academic excellence at Charter School Partners, a non-profit organization devoted to expanding the number of charters in Minneapolis, including the ones her brother-in-law runs.

Now I have acquired a deep thirst just writing about the Kramer siblings and their dedication to the civil right$ i$$ue of our time. But there’s still more. Matt, who with his brother attended the tony Breck School (which I suspect is likely not a ‘no excuses’ school), also sits on numerous rephorm boards. Matt is the chair of the board of 50Can and a member of the board of Students for Education Reform.

And did I mention that the Kramers are avid supporters of young TFA school board candidate and life-long educator Josh Reimnitz, who moved to Minneapolis in May, and received an undisclosed amount of money from TFA’s political phund???

But what about Père Kramer? Has he no role in this touching rephorm tableau? Phear not reader. Papa Kramer’s online publication, MinnPost, serves as an influential booster for all of the Kramers’ assorted kauses, including Hiawatha Academies. There is nothing the slightest bit conflict-of-interest-ish about this as evidenced by this, perhaps the kraziest quote from an actual publication that I have ever encountered:

And here we must pause for Learning’s Curve’s lengthiest Kramer Disclaimer yet: [Charter School Partners] employs Katie Barrett-Kramer, wife of Teach for America President Matt Kramer and daughter-in-law of MinnPost founder and Editor Joel Kramer and Chief Revenue Officer Laurie Kramer. I have never met Barrett-Kramer, and none of the aforementioned Kramers has been associated with any of my reporting on CSP or Hiawatha, except for that whole check-signing bit.

Ah, the whole check-signing bit. So gauche to talk about money when one is merely trying to help minority kids climb the mountain to college.

Do you think you may have rephorm phever? Tell EduShyster all about it at tips@edushyster.com.

 



6 Comments

  1. Wonderful blogporting! I hope people will share this with Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak! @MayorRTRybak Josh was just playing coy in that super cute ‘Elect me Maybe’ video. http://edushyster.com/?p=1062

  2. I’m live in Minneapolis suburb, former teacher, and got ill reading this. Had no idea the degree of rephormers here. Learned of ole Josh /TFA plant for Mpls school board shortly before election. Got into it a bit with Mayor Rybak on his Facebook page last Sunday when I challenged Joshie’s thin credentials. RT advised me to ‘stay positive’ and that Josh had a ‘fresh voice.’ Joshie won. I am sickened.

  3. Joanne Simons, Did you notice how is you to the MPS website, one of the newer banner images that scrolls through has a nice picture of Rybak with our pro TFA superintendent, here’s the data http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=fb2f5014fb248a2d0bf1d4209&id=e9e4ba916d It’s an ominous reminder of what’s already alive and well entrenched in the district and only going to grow with people like Josh on the school board. Heaven help us.

  4. That’s it! Edu-rephorm is a family affair! Brothers Lowell & Michael Milken started the Milken Family Foundation that markets a plethora edu-improvement products, including the TEAM/TAP teacher ‘improvement’ program. The state of TN adopted TEAM as their teacher evaluation program in 2011. Our TfA edu-commish Kevin Huffman, said it was URGENT that we throw out the old teacher evaluation system and adopt the Milken’s plan if we intended to save TN from our oversupply of crappy teachers. Did TN adopt the brothers’ materials because they had reams of replicated, peer reviewed research? Of course not. Who needs that- not the Milkens. The TEAM evaluation can identify teaching quality about as well as rolling dice. Only 15% of teachers in TN will qualify for tenure and 85% are now at-will employees. Yeah! Lowell & Michael came through for their investors in TN- just like they made millions for their junk bond investors in the 1980’s. Well, at least the profits were high until… (whispered) the scandal.

    Recall that co-founder Michael Milken is a convicted felon (aka, Junk Bond King). He was successfully prosecuted by Rudy Giuliani for a massive fraud in1989 that destroyed his investment firm Drexel, Burnham, Lambert and cost the taxpayers millions in the ensuing cascade of Savings & Loan failures. His loyal brother Lowell took one for the team and turned states evidence against Michael, who went to federal prison. Milken’s crimes were so egregious, president G.W.Bush refused to give him a presidential pardon. http://articles.latimes.com/2009/feb/03/business/fi-milken3

    That the Milken family foundation has bypassed peer review and critical analysis and sold its “product” to the taxpayers is very curious. But when the magnanimous Milken family is on a mission to save our schools from all those dangerous teachers why should a little thing like a felony conviction for fraud matter?

  5. Just the family I want to see in public education:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Milken

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